Gluten Free

Gluten: Miniature gremlins often found in wheat, barley, and products made from both. Descending from dementors they hate all things happiness, including Christmas, and try to destroy a person’s soul from the inside out.

Gluten-Free: A person either by their own free-will, but most likely not, abstaining from eating wheat, barley and all products made from both. They are often a lover of all things Udi’s, Glutino, Costa Vida, and popcorn.